WHAT A CUNT

I would like to direct your attention to figure A below.

Figure A

Figure A is Ted's profile pic on Facebook. It is difficult for human minds to comprehend the level of douchiness that inspires an individual to put up such a retarded profile pic. First of all, he is drinking out of a fucking coconut. That's retarded. Second of all, look at that facial expression. It's a tough look to decipher, but to these eyes it is clearly the expression of either a retarded person or a complete douchebag. From my personal experience with Ted, I can safely say that it is a combination of the two. Third of all, look at that posture. WHAT THE FUCK. He's sorta half leaning to the side for no reason. He looks like he's gonna fall over because he's too fucking stupid to stand up straight. HOLY SHIT LOOK AT ME THIS IS MY COCONUT DRINKING POSE.

What a fucking cunt.